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Andy Kneis is an intern on the show. He is also on the Earwolf forums. Andy has won People magazine's sexiest man award in every year he has been eligible. Andy can recite the entire New Testament from memory. Andy has a gold-plated hot rod that can fly. It was given to him by a rainbow trout he caught with his bare hands as a reward for letting it live. After he received the car, Andy caught the fish again and ate it while it was still alive, tail first. Andy holds the world land-speed record for rollerblades. He was skating backwards while holding hands with a beautiful woman during a couples skate at the time. Andy's stomach can digest anything he can swallow, and he can swallow anything if he really puts his mind to it. Andy has a beautiful soprano singing voice. Andy Kneis has a large brain.

Andy saved 17 orphans from an orphanage fire, and raised them as his own children. All 17 have since graduated from ivy league schools and currently populate the board of directors of Little Caesars Enterprises, Inc.

Andy Kneis doesn't do push-ups, he bench presses the world. Andy is known in Southern Mexico as "Andy Kneis", but they say it with an accent so it sounds different. The Vin Diesel film "Pitch Black" was loosely based on a dream Andy had when he was 7. Andy Kneis can be seen in the background of all your family pictures taken in public. Andy has a sister named Charlotte.

Andy coined the phrase "What the...?" when he saw his neighbor's dog eat a bunch of little pine cones[1].

He wrote a Popcorn Gallery theme song which debuted on Ep. #016 - Grace Helbig, Our Close Friend.

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Appearances Edit

# Episode Release Date
184 Drew Tarver, Our Close Friend 5.2.17
141 Karen Kilgariff, Our Close Friend 7.5.16
86 Ross Mathews, Our Close Friend 6.2.15
64 Listeners, Our Close Friends 12.23.14
62 Jarrad Paul, Our Close Friend 12.9.14
55 Lauren Lapkus, Our Close Friend 10.21.14
40 Aubrey Plaza, Our Close Friend 7.8.14

Pro Versions Edit

Popcorn Gallery Edit

  • Ep. #055 - Lauren Lapkus, Our Close Friend
    • Warning: the first two questions are asked while he is in a horny mood, and are very perverted
      1. "Do you and your significant other, do you ever do anything, like, funny, to like, annoy each other, er, like playfully? Like do any jokes, like, do you have any inside jokes with each other or anything?"  
      2. "Lauren, do you like super hero movies?"  
      3. "Lauren, do you think that um, TV is better than movies now?" 
  • Ep. #029 - Jordan Morris, Our Close Friend - "Jordan, this isn't really a question but could you please show off your acting chops and do all oyour best accents and impressions and then make Hayes and Sean do some too please. Thank you"
  • Ep. #004 - Adam Pally, Our Close Friend - "With the advent of DVR and internet streaming, are you worried that people now have the ability to pause your show on the TV and you'll be stuck making a goofy face?"

References Edit

  1. https://www.reddit.com/r/Earwolf/comments/3ehnhf/ama_request_ukneisage_aka_andy_kneis/ctf32tn
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